MY GHETTO STORIES

#ghettostories carry plate dey go buy food

#ghettostories stand for window dey watch film for ur neighbour room

#ghettostories stand for bus stop dey beg person to lap u after using ur transport to buy tasty time and puff puff

#ghettostories using lucozade boost nylon to cover ur black & white tv screen just to make it coloured

#ghettostories browsing for free with opera mini

#ghettostories go message finish keep change, tell uncle say the price of the thing don go up

#ghettostories carry break time money comot for school go play game, then trek go house

#ghettostories buy CD,watch am finish then return am to the CD seller, tell am say disc 2 scratch then collect another film

#ghettostories thief mama orange for kitchen then carry am go play ball with ur friends

#ghettostories wearing extra nicker under ur uniform cos u know u'd be flogged

#ghettostories using sand to build house with ur leg also to make space for the door

#ghettostories going to several suya sellers asking for tasting before u buy, after that u no still buy but belle full

#ghettostories follow ur neighbours go their church cos that day na their children harvest

#ghettostories putting a spoilt electric iron on a stove when there's no light to iron ur school uniform

#ghettostories hitting ur tv set to make the picture steady

#ghettostories sleeping on a mat then using some of ur clothes as pillow

#ghettostories using pomade for 3 things, 1 for body cream, 2 for hair cream, 3 for shoe polish

#ghettostories carry bucket go fetch water, meet ur friends there come dey play suwe or ten ten

#ghettostories buying chewing gum, then using the stickers to decorate ur exercise books. like power rangers,barbie,football stickers

#ghettostories buy sprint chewing gum, answer the questions under the wrapper then give ur friend to ask u dey form over sabi

#ghettostories wear one cloth for days, e come dey smell, then u come carry body spray spray am continue to wear am

#ghettostories buy coke wey no cold cos nepa take light since and visitor dey house, mama go say make I put am inside bucket of water

#ghettostories using otapiapia as insecticide

#ghettostories put ur tiger batteries outside, under sun thinking it’s charging then replacing it in ur walkman or brick game console